THE GREATEST AMERICAN DOG - ESPISODE THREE

Woof, everypups. Last nights episode of The Greatest American Dog was pretty good. The emphasis was on teamwork and the challenges were really tough. Travis and Presley teamed with Brandy and Beacon for the first challenge, which was an obstacle course. Despite Brandy’s shrieking throughout the entire challenge, they won the Golden Bone, though I don’t know how Travis and Presley put up with Brandy’s screeching. David and Elvis were shown the Doggie Door but my pick Ron and Tillman are still in the hunt.
SCUBA’S PICK – RON AND TILLMAN

Yeah, it was a good show, but I did like the ‘Leave It’ challenge from last week’s show better. And after listening to Laurie rat out Elvis’s attitude to the judges, I was hoping she’d be the one to go. Freakin unbelievable, turning on your own packmate, now that’s just not right. But, at least Bill and Star are still in it and they did really well last night.
KEIKO’S PICK – BILL AND STAR

I’m with you, Keiko; Laurie should have been shown the Doggie Door. And after she was rubbing noses with David and being all friendly, snitching out his dog Elvis like that. You don’t turn on your own pack, no matter what. But my boys are still in it, Travis and Presley did good.
NORMAN’S PICK – TRAVIS AND PRESLEY

David and Elvis were robbed, I tell you. At least they finished the agility course on their own and didn’t cheat like Laurie did. Did you pups see what she did? Tearing the paper covering the hoop so it wouldn’t frighten little Andrew? And what about Brandy lifting the end of the chute? If that’s not cheating, I don’t know what is. David and Elvis got the wrong end of the bone last night and I don’t even want to talk about Laurie selling out David and Elvis in front of the judges. She should have been thrown out of the Doggie Door headfirst. GRRRR!!!

TOBY’S PICK - BOYCOTTING THE REST OF THE SHOW DUE TO HIS PICK OF DAVID AND ELVIS BEING SO RUDELY TOSSED OUT OF THE DOGGIE DOG AND THE JUDGES OBVIOUS INCOMPETENCE.