Sunday, October 5, 2008


Gucci organized a daring raid to spring Toby from the Federal Prison. However the puparazzi snapped this photo of Toby in hiding and are threatening to turn it over to Homeland Security unless a payment of 1,000,000 Milkbones are deposited into their account. Unable to pay, and with the Feds watching the airport closely, The Desert Pups have to find a way to smuggle Toby out of the city.

pee-ess: For more puparazzi photos of Gucci's pawty, please visit Gucci's blog.


Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

How about if I help khover all the khameras with Siberian fuzz?

They won't be able to detekht what is going on?


Gucci said...


Doesn't the Desert Pup plane convert into a helicopter thing? You can land on the National Mall and then get a quick takeoff...maybe?

My brain still isn't functioning after all those pawtinis. :X

I'm sure you'll think of somethin!


River said...

Can the plane convert to a vertical takeoff & landing thing? That would get Toby away really fast.

love & wags,

Rambo said...

I have a few ideas.

1. We can stuff you into a giant squid.
2. We can surgically insert you into a humans thigh.
3. Can you fit in a Fed Ex tube??
4. G-Pop can drive to DC and put you in the floor board of his truck.
5. Do you have a Howloween costume?
What do you think?

Sparky said...

Oh boy! This sounds like it's going to be an interesting story... Hope it all goes well!


Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

PSSSSTTT. Toby, I have one of those giganto boxes of milkbones,but no where close to a million. I think your best bet is a good disguise. Hmmmmm-since you are in DC, I don't think anyone would notice if you dressed as a Donkey.(Mom was gonna use another word that meant the same thing- a-- but we are keeping it g rated)lol
Where is your plane? Do the Feds have it too? Let me know if you need help and I'll beam on over.
pee ess Did you see I was one of the agents? But Gucci thought my name was Scooter. Oh well. Doesn't matter, long as we got you out!

Moco said...

Smuggle him out in a laundry bag like in all those old prison break movies.

Deefor said...

Wish I could help. But I won't eat Milkbones and Arrow poops a lot when he eats flour. How about some Zukes? Tell me where to send them. Be careful.


The Puppies said...

Uh oh-- how on earth is Toby going to get out of this one??!!?? Maybe he can get a DC pup to drive him out of the city if the feds are too busy watching the airport?!? I bet the drive back would be a long one though--- so you would have to stock up with lots of tasty treats!
The Puppies

Austin said...

greeting to the notorious outlaws...
that s what I call an intersting life , full of adventure!!
never give up, never surrender!!!

Melissa and Emmitt said...

thank you so much for your sweet words on our blog today.
it made us feel better.
melissa and emmitt

The Devil Dog said...

Okay, I'm on my way, and I have my ninja followers. I do not want to post the plans, as they could be leaked to the authorities, but I will get Toby home!


Shadie the Aussie said...

Toby, this message is being monitored I fear, but I've devised a very intricate plan to spring ya from your hiding place. See, I've got a black coat, and I look like I've got sun glasses on (hence my name), so I'm just going to stroll in, pretend I'm part of the secret service and that it's time for the, get this....President's dog to be getting back to the White House.
Easy peesy!

Shadie, I mean Secret Service Agent S.

Thor and Marco Polo and 3 Kats said...


Sounds like everyone has some really great ideas to save our Toby!!! We will zoom over and help too!

Thor and Marco Polo

Joe Stains said...

How about a disguise???

Suka said...

hey Desert Pups,

Wow - you sure have really smart doggie friends! Such great ideas to save Toby! I suggest digging. Although I am not a digger, most dogs are (and we all remember the photo of Norman digging to China!) - so we should get together and dig an underground tunnel from Arizona to Washington, D.C., and Toby can just dig into it and run home underground!

Problem sovled!

And stupid Homeland Security will be none the wiser! They'll be too busy lobbying Congress for more money to find Toby.


Girl Girl Hamster said...

What??? 1,000,000 milkbones??

~ Girl girl

The Three Musketeers said...

gee , thanks pups !
You have fun @ Gucci's party yeah !!


Maggie and Mitch said...

UH OH! Toby's in deep doodoo! What are we gonna do?!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Siku Marie, White Dog said...

Hi Desert Pups,
Toby needs to get out of town...maybe you need a Zap! Truck loaded watermelons. Toby could push the watermelons off the back of the truck to slow down those chasing him. In fact, the truck has a dump mechanism on the bed so maybe you could just fill it with ping pong balls and have it dump while you in old spy movies. Check out and I bet you get lots of get away ideas.

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

You need to call Ruby she could get you out with her Air Ruby plane..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Evan J said...

great idea for a blog, I will have to get some pictures of my dogs on my blogs