Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Monday, August 4, 2008
TOBY'S ADDICTION
Scuba’s Diary – August 4, 2008
Mom caught Toby with another Colorado River Toad last night after the rainstorm had past. Keiko, Norman and myself believe that he’s addicted to them. We tried telling Mom about Toby’s dependence on the River Toads but as usual, Mom refuses to see the bad in any dog.
"No," she says, in total denial. "It’s not an addiction."
We mentioned some of his erratic behavior such as mood swings, sticking his head into a hole in the ground or spending hours alone beneath the porch steps. I even pointed out his glassy, wild eyed expression but Mom just called it his happy look. Of course he’s happy, he’s been licking River Toads. Will update weekly on Toby’s problem.
Mom caught Toby with another Colorado River Toad last night after the rainstorm had past. Keiko, Norman and myself believe that he’s addicted to them. We tried telling Mom about Toby’s dependence on the River Toads but as usual, Mom refuses to see the bad in any dog.
"No," she says, in total denial. "It’s not an addiction."
We mentioned some of his erratic behavior such as mood swings, sticking his head into a hole in the ground or spending hours alone beneath the porch steps. I even pointed out his glassy, wild eyed expression but Mom just called it his happy look. Of course he’s happy, he’s been licking River Toads. Will update weekly on Toby’s problem.
Saturday, August 2, 2008
DEATH'S BLOG
As our Mom is always encouraging us pups to keep up on our reading, we occasionally roam the Internet looking for reading material. We found this blog that is absolutely hilarious. "Mom," we said. "Come look at this blog, it’s about the everyday life of Death."
"Not funny," she says. "Death isn’t funny."
We tried to tell her it is now, but she wouldn’t listen. Finally Scuba had to sit at the computer and just start reading aloud. Soon we could hear Mom laughing and eventually she came and started reading Death’s Blog herself. In fact she ran us off of the computer and sat reading the blog and drinking beer for most of the evening. She even called our Aunt Sarah in Virginia to tell her about this great blog that she had found. Didn’t give us any credit whatsoever. But that’s OK as reading Death’s Blog put Mom in a really good mood and she gave us extra doggie biscuits. So if you're looking for an alternative to the average blog check out the everyday life of Death in Death's Blog, it's really funny, well written and very entertaining. We give it FOUR PAWS UP.
"Not funny," she says. "Death isn’t funny."
We tried to tell her it is now, but she wouldn’t listen. Finally Scuba had to sit at the computer and just start reading aloud. Soon we could hear Mom laughing and eventually she came and started reading Death’s Blog herself. In fact she ran us off of the computer and sat reading the blog and drinking beer for most of the evening. She even called our Aunt Sarah in Virginia to tell her about this great blog that she had found. Didn’t give us any credit whatsoever. But that’s OK as reading Death’s Blog put Mom in a really good mood and she gave us extra doggie biscuits. So if you're looking for an alternative to the average blog check out the everyday life of Death in Death's Blog, it's really funny, well written and very entertaining. We give it FOUR PAWS UP.
Friday, August 1, 2008
DOGS AND BIRD FEEDERS
This morning Mom hung a bird feeder in our favorite tree. Now we love our Mom, but clearly she isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. Apparently she doesn't realize that while she's watching the birds peck at the feeder, thinking how sweet and pretty they are, this pack of dogs is thinking all you can eat buffet.
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