pee-ess: For more puparazzi photos of Gucci's pawty, please visit Gucci's blog.
Looks like the Feds found Toby. Gucci tried to hide him in the closet but Toby just had to sneak out for some more of that squirrel pinata and that's when they nabbed him. Well, we needed a reason to stay in D.C. for awhile and now we've got one. But it seems that Toby's gonna need a good lawyer, any lawyer pups out there?
SEVERAL OF THE PUPS(RAMBO) HAVE COMPLAINED THAT THE FLIGHT TO WASHINGTON D.C. FOR GUCCI'S BIRTHDAY PAWTY WAS A LITTLE BUMPY AND HAVE IMPLIED THAT TOBY, WHO WAS THE DESIGNATED BARKER/PILOT WAS DRUNK. SO HE FLEW THE PLANE UPSIDE DOWN AND DIVE BOMBED THE WHITE HOUSE, THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE WAS DRUNK, CRAZY MAYBE, BUT NOT DRUNK. OF COURSE THE RIMADYL THAT HE WAS TAKING DIDN'T HELP, NEITHER DID THE PEYOTE THAT SUKA SMUGGLED ON BOARD. AND GUCCI PROBABLY DIDN'T MIND ALL OF THOSE FEDERAL AGENTS WHO SURROUNDED THE PLANE AFTER IT LANDED AT HER HOUSE BECAUSE THEY WERE LOOKING FOR THE CRAZY PILOT WHO VIOLATED THE WHITE HOUSE AIRSPACE.
BEFORE THE SUN WAS ON THE RISE, DESERT PUPS BEGAN TO PICK UP THE PAWTY GUESTS FOR GUCCI'S SPECIAL DAY. RAMBO, ROXY AND LUCKY, BEN, MARCO POLO AND THOR, DEEFOR, THE 3 HEELERS, THE 4 B'S, MJ, SUKA, SHADIE, KALYA AND MAEBE, CHARLIE DANIELS, SUNNY AND SCOOTER, ERIC, GIZMO, DAISY, MOCO, MR. T-BONE AND RUSTY ALL PACKED THE DESERT DAWG EXPRESS AND HEADED TO WASHINGTON D.C. FOR THE PAWTY.
AND WHAT TO GET A DOG NAMED GUCCI FOR HER BIRTHDAY? A GUCCI HANDBAG, OF COURSE, COMPLETE WITH A DESIGNER SQUIRREL.
AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE SQUIRREL PINATA.
