Wednesday, July 9, 2008

COLORADO RIVER TOAD



WOOF, EVERYPUPS:
SCUBA HERE AND I JUST WANTED TO GIVE A WORD OF CAUTION FOR ALL YOU PUPS THAT LIVE IN THE SOUTHWEST PORTION OF THE U.S. THE SUMMER RAINS HAVE STARTED AND ALONG WITH THE COOLER EVENINGS COMES THE DREADED COLORADO RIVER TOAD OR SONORAN RIVER TOAD AS THE EVIL BEAST IS SOMETIMES CALLED. THESE VILE CREATURES SECRETE A TOXIN THAT IS VERY DANGEROUS TO CANINES AND CAN KILL EVEN THE LARGEST DOGS. AND WHILE CRAZY-ASS HUMANS WILL SOMETIMES MILK THE TOAD (ONLY A HUMAN WOULD MILK A TOAD) FOR THE SECRETIONS WHICH ACT AS AN HALLUCINOGEN, ALL DOGS NEED TO STAY AWAY.




THE EVIL RIVER TOAD

13 comments:

Ferndoggle said...

That thing looks disgusting! Although, I'm sure I'd try to eat it. Thanks for the warning.

Lola

Maggie & Mitch said...

He really looks kinda harmless! Better beware!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Putz said...

oh my goodness, thak the lord dooggie friends, for the warning i have seen those buggers when i went pond swimming up taylor flats, and got into a skunk and smellled up dan's car, and of course the deer.................. (platoonoffour.blogspot.com)..we are in jail, yep tow labs, a terrier and a cocker?poddle...loves sadie sandy, duke, and speeding

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Cool, I don't think we have those here.

Steve abd Jat

Simba said...

A killer toad! I'm glad we don't get them here. Thanks for dropping by my blog.

Simba x

Jessie and Jake said...

Oh no this is scary a toad that can kill - eeks!

You guys stay safe and thanks for visiting our website - FWENDS!

Lady Kaos said...

Humans do really weird things!! Thanks for visiting my blog!!
Kaos

Lady Kaos said...

OH! PS I love the name of your blog!!!
Kaos

D'Azul Siberian said...

Ughhhh, what an icky looking toad. We don't have those here. Thanks for the heads up though, just in case.

D'Azul

MJ's doghouse said...

thanks for warning us man...altough i would never lick a toad...grosss...mango will be my only prince

theresa said...

The toads are the worst - toad avoidance training helps, now if I could just find a killer of toads - all our fur kids would be happy for Mommma to stop yelling "leave it" :)

Peanut said...

oh hahahha that's great thanks for putting up a picture. My mom is afraid of frogs and toads and even pictures freak her out. I loved it. hahahaha

Flori the lab said...

Good Lord, I hope these beasts will never settle in good old England!