WOOF, EVERYPUPS:
SCUBA HERE AND I JUST WANTED TO GIVE A WORD OF CAUTION FOR ALL YOU PUPS THAT LIVE IN THE SOUTHWEST PORTION OF THE U.S. THE SUMMER RAINS HAVE STARTED AND ALONG WITH THE COOLER EVENINGS COMES THE DREADED COLORADO RIVER TOAD OR SONORAN RIVER TOAD AS THE EVIL BEAST IS SOMETIMES CALLED. THESE VILE CREATURES SECRETE A TOXIN THAT IS VERY DANGEROUS TO CANINES AND CAN KILL EVEN THE LARGEST DOGS. AND WHILE CRAZY-ASS HUMANS WILL SOMETIMES MILK THE TOAD (ONLY A HUMAN WOULD MILK A TOAD) FOR THE SECRETIONS WHICH ACT AS AN HALLUCINOGEN, ALL DOGS NEED TO STAY AWAY.
THE EVIL RIVER TOAD
