AMERICAN ICON NO MORE

FREAKIN UNBELIEVABLE!!!! ANHEUSER-BUSCH ROLLED OVER ON ITS BACK AND SOLD THE GREAT AMERICAN LAGER TO THE BELGIANS. HOLY PUPPY POOP!!! IS NOTHING SACRED IN AMERICA ANYMORE?

IS BUDWEISER DESERTING AMERICA??

SCUBA

Freakin unbelievable!!! What the heck is going on in this U. S. OF A? Budweiser selling out? I don't believe it. I just don't believe it.

NORMAN

Holy puppy poop! They can't do that. The Great American Lager is a Great American Icon and it needs to stay that way.

KEIKO

Mom is just so upset over this. First her job goes overseas, then it's her beer. What else is gonna go wrong?

TOBY

Now I know I'm just a pooch but that just ain't right, what are those biscuit-heads thinking? This country is going to the dogs. Wait, that's a good thing.