SCUBA
Freakin unbelievable!!! Did you pups read about the mom who heard her baby crying and found a small constrictor in the crib wrapped around her little girl’s legs?
TOBY
Holy puppy poop!!! How did a snake get into the crib? Where do these people live, the Amazon River Basin?
KEIKO
I think it was in somewhere in New York, which figures. They think the snake came in a mattress they had just purchased. Where in the heck do they shop?
NORMAN
How does a snake get into a mattress? Just an added bonus I guess, buy a mattress and get a snake, no hidden costs. Freaks me out thinking about it.
KEIKO
Norman, you get freaked out by your own shadow.
NORMAN
I have a big shadow.
TOBY
Too bad they don’t do that with rabbits? Buy a doggie bed and get a free rabbit, now that would be totally pawsome.
SCUBA
Maybe they'll make movie out of it, 'SNAKES IN A MATTRESS'.
KEIKO
Yeah right, like 'SNAKES ON A PLANE' WASN'T BAD ENOUGH.
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i sure wish you guys stopped by my blog ages ago...you are freakin hilarous....i never heard before about the snake in the mattress...it made my mom throw up in her mouth a little big...grossssssssssssssssssss
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