McCain slams Obama

SCUBA
Freakin unbelievable!!!! I see McCain is starting in on Obama already, slamming him for voting against funds for the troops, Can’t they give us a few days off before they start into each other?

TOBY
Heck no, I think my boy needs to pounce on Obama. Get him, Johnny, GRRRRR!!!! Besides, do you really think Obama can stick to his promise of bringing the troops home early? You know as well as I do, Scuba, he can't do that. Regardless of the incompetent decision to send them over to Iraq, pulling them out now could be disastrous. What about all those people? I mean, they're refugees in their own country. How sad is that?

NORMAN
Oh, puppy poop!! You're right. And why is Obama against tax cuts? Shouldn't he want to give tax relief to Americans? It makes no sense.

KEIKO
You're waiting for politics to make sense? Norman, you know better than that.
And besides, talking politics before breakfast, what's wrong with you pups. I’m gonna eat.

OBAMA NOT A CHRISTIAN?

SCUBA
Freakin unbelievable!!!! Did you pups read that article by that sanctimonious donkey Cal Thomas? I mean really, who is he to say Obama isn’t a Christian? Obviously he didn’t read the book of Matthew, Chapter 7, verse 1, which clearly states: JUDGE NOT THAT YE BE NOT JUDGED.

NORMAN
Isn’t he the journalist that puts down journalists? Kinda like biting the hand that feeds you, huh?

TOBY
Don’t worry about it, it’s just another smear tactic by those who are afraid that a liberal will become president. It doesn’t matter anyway cause McCain’s gonna win.

KEIKO
Come on, just forget it guys, MOM’S making breakfast!!!!!!!