Friday, July 11, 2008

THE GREATEST AMERICAN DOG

The Greatest American Dog aired last night and I have to say that I really enjoyed the show. And for those who missed it, Michael and Ezzie were the first pair to be shown the doggie-door. Personally, I didn't much care for Michael. He seemed more interested in showcasing his lack of talent than showing off what Ezzie could do. Also, I think I'm gonna pull for Ron and Tillman, they seem to work well together. What do you think, Keiko?
SCUBA'S PICK - RON AND TILLMAN


I agree with you, Scuba. Michael is a freakoid egotistical maniac and I felt sorry for Ezzie. She seemed to be intimidated by him. Too bad the judges just don't kick off the humans and keep the dogs. That what they should do. Anyway, I'm gonna be rooting for Bill and Star. He seems like a really nice human who loves his dog and Star is a very smart dog. Did you hear that she can tell when Bill's wife is having problems with her diabetes? I think that's really great. What do you think, Norman?
KEIKO'S PICK - BILL AND STAR


Yeah, Michael had to go and if I've got to pick someone to go next week it's that freak Brandy. Did you see her dressing up poor Beacon? Geeeez, let the dog be a dog, for dog's sake. And I didn't like the way she kept pushing Beacon down to make her sit during the final competition. I was glad when the judge scolded her for doing that. As for me, I like Travis and Presley, they make a good team. What do you think, Toby?
NORMAN'S PICK - TRAVIS AND PRESLEY


Personally, I wouldn't have cared if both Michael and Brandy were shown the doggie-door last night. Just by looking at those two humans, I can tell that they're not really dog people, they're just in it for themselves. And I really liked the way the judges mentioned non-physical reinforcement for training. I think that's so pawsome. I was gonna pick JD and Galaxy but after reading that JD doesn't like to spoil dogs, I've change my mind and I'm gonna pull for David and Elvis. Any human who spends $10,000 on a party for his dog has got my vote.
TOBY'S PICK - DAVID AND ELVIS

Thursday, July 10, 2008

CANINE AILMENTS


CANINE OSTRICHTITUS - THE UNCONTROLLABLE URGE FOR DOGS TO STICK THEIR HEAD IN THE GROUND IS A COMMON SIDE EFFECT FROM LICKING THE TOXIN SECRETED BY COLORADO RIVER TOADS.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

COLORADO RIVER TOAD



WOOF, EVERYPUPS:
SCUBA HERE AND I JUST WANTED TO GIVE A WORD OF CAUTION FOR ALL YOU PUPS THAT LIVE IN THE SOUTHWEST PORTION OF THE U.S. THE SUMMER RAINS HAVE STARTED AND ALONG WITH THE COOLER EVENINGS COMES THE DREADED COLORADO RIVER TOAD OR SONORAN RIVER TOAD AS THE EVIL BEAST IS SOMETIMES CALLED. THESE VILE CREATURES SECRETE A TOXIN THAT IS VERY DANGEROUS TO CANINES AND CAN KILL EVEN THE LARGEST DOGS. AND WHILE CRAZY-ASS HUMANS WILL SOMETIMES MILK THE TOAD (ONLY A HUMAN WOULD MILK A TOAD) FOR THE SECRETIONS WHICH ACT AS AN HALLUCINOGEN, ALL DOGS NEED TO STAY AWAY.




THE EVIL RIVER TOAD

SUPER POOCH


WHEN DARKNESS FALLS, MILD MANNERED NORMAN IS TRANSFORMED INTO SUPER POOCH, DEFENDER OF DOGTROPOLIS AND PROTECTOR OF THE CANINE WAY OF LIFE.